Appalled By Lacan

LETTER RECEIVED FROM GOGODS EMPLOYMENT AGENCY:

Hi,
shocked and appalled to read of the unacceptable behaviour of our contract staff worker, Jacques Lacan. You may be assured that he has been stood down from any future assignments until he changes his attitude and recognizes the effects his conduct has both on the contractee and on GoGods. We've also told him to drop the fancy shrink-talk he indulges in, as it creeps-out the office girls.

In the meantime I would like again to assure you that this sort of incident is extremely rare at GoGods, and that perhaps you will consider a replacement god (we now have some of our most experienced and reliable gods available again, having successfully completed some high-profile assignments); we value our reputation and our service to you most highly,

sincere apologies,

Matthew Crookes

for GoGods

Gallery collapses under the weight of its own confusion!

Gallery seeks new Gallery Assistant

It has now been revealed that Lacan, our Gallery Assistant, has been fiddling the gallery visitor statistics, and had even begun building monstrous theories upon the fiddled numbers.
Gallery directors outraged!
Grrr.

Plenty To Say

Gallery exhibits artwork with no mass, no temperature, no thickness, no electrical charge, nothing that can be measured or observed.
Historians still have plenty to say.

Forces of attraction

The force of attraction between two celestial bodies!!!
[Thanks Prof Peabody!]

Gallery Stats Erratic

New gallery assistant Jacques Lacan has introduced a new system of recording Gallery Visitors.

They are now either:
a) imaginary
b) symbolic or
c) real

Lacan employed as Gallery Assistant

image: Matthew Crookes

MGU welcomes new Gallery Assistant Jacques Lacan, who has installed himself in the gallery with a mirror. Apparently the Gallery is OPEN AS USUAL.

Lacan is courtesy of 'GoGods', an employment agency administered by Matthew Crookes 'with tens of millennia of collective experience' he says.

Gallery Reveals User's Google Search Terms

A selection of Google search terms that led users to www.mobilegalleryunit.blogspot.com:

proposal for mobile units
slave caravan
drunken youth sculpture
art sent into space
mobile gallery 9
slave caravan
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gallery mobile animals
grunt snort wheeze
poof gallery
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WET TOGS
sea captain small sculpture
slave caravan
porno galleri mobil
"Gus Fisher"
mobile gallery - amilia harris
slave + caravan + naked
MObILE GALLERY 9

As Is Where Is

Spotlight Sweeps Empty Gallery

Revealing emptiness.

Artist Unhappy With 'The Palletes Known to Man'

This week MGU exhibits 'The Palletes Known to Man'.
In an interview with the artist he said "the colours we know, they, in their incompetence, cannot communicate the depth of my vision".

Gallery plays 'Caravan'

Duke Ellington, Caravan, Juan Tizol 1952

Gallery Moves on Leaving Puddle Behind

Exhibition described as 'leaky'.
Puddle left behind.
More puddles planned.

No Exhibition This Week

There is no exhibition this week. Gallery staff preoccupied with perfecting the administration and the judicial systems, with financial questions, and with the problem of liberating the peasant.

Gallery Sets Off On Voyage Of Discovery

After receiving a tip off - MGU staff crafted this little boat and set sail on a voyage of discovery! Apparently Planet Earth is riddled with undiscovered landmasses housing unseen flowers and unnamed beasts. We can't begin to imagine how to document them with the current palettes known to man. Stay tuned!

Gallery Exhibits Solid Illegible Lump

Historians speechless.

Public Crushes Artwork

Gallery Staff laid out autumn leaves on a busy path yesterday.
Throughout the day the public crushed them.

Romping Around

MGU gets amongst the action this week, romping around the top of Mt Eden with cameras. The artists arrived by bus at 3.12pm in a squad of 47. They romped around until about 3.24pm. Their photographs will form a new colour publication called '47 Perspectives of The Romp'. Details to follow.

Gallery Breeds Critics

The last egg has finally hatched on our new breed of critics. Some newborns have already been able to distinguish between abstract-expressionism and painter's dropcloths! All are ready to sink their teeth in!

New Exhibition Proves There Is a God

Using a ruler, some string, and a measuring tape MGU proves the existence of God.
Waist measurement pending much larger measuring tape.