Saturday, July 26, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

And In This Way The Rabbit Keeps Quite Quiet

Duke Minds Gallery

MGU welcomes the Duke of Edinburgh!
He will be minding the gallery in the mornings, and continuing other charity work in the afternoons, evenings, and throughout the night.

Thanks again to Matthew Crookes and the GoGods temping agency.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Yamamoto san presents

Mt.fuji in far distance from supermarket


Paul and Susan Curate an Exhibition with David and Jenny, Jack and Mary, John and Lisa, Candy and Mark and Judy and Kevin.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Gallery Holds Symposium On Positive Thought, Good Intentions, And Win Win All Around For Everybody.

Thanks to all who attended and made it such a success.

Appalled By Lacan


shocked and appalled to read of the unacceptable behaviour of our contract staff worker, Jacques Lacan. You may be assured that he has been stood down from any future assignments until he changes his attitude and recognizes the effects his conduct has both on the contractee and on GoGods. We've also told him to drop the fancy shrink-talk he indulges in, as it creeps-out the office girls.

In the meantime I would like again to assure you that this sort of incident is extremely rare at GoGods, and that perhaps you will consider a replacement god (we now have some of our most experienced and reliable gods available again, having successfully completed some high-profile assignments); we value our reputation and our service to you most highly,

sincere apologies,

Matthew Crookes

for GoGods

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Gallery collapses under the weight of its own confusion!

Gallery seeks new Gallery Assistant

It has now been revealed that Lacan, our Gallery Assistant, has been fiddling the gallery visitor statistics, and had even begun building monstrous theories upon the fiddled numbers.
Gallery directors outraged!

Friday, July 4, 2008

Plenty To Say

Gallery exhibits artwork with no mass, no temperature, no thickness, no electrical charge, nothing that can be measured or observed.
Historians still have plenty to say.

Forces of attraction

The force of attraction between two celestial bodies!!!
[Thanks Prof Peabody!]