Sunday, November 21, 2010

CURATOR REVAMPS EMPLOYMENT CONTRACTS AND CALLS IT ART




















News just in that R.U.B.Y the robot has changed the employment contracts of all staff to legally bind MGU to provide all staff with a bowl of fruit everyday, and also a place to 'sleep in'. R.U.B.Y says that these new freedoms within the workplace will affect what the staff think about freedom in general. R.U.B.Y went on to say that whatever staff most crave outside the workplace will be the thing they are supplied with most readily within the workplace. She will be closely monitoring the cravings of the staff, as if it were extremely important to do so.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

NEW EXHIBITION IN THE PLANNING STAGES


















MGU is pleased to announce a new exhibition curated by Robot R.U.B.Y that she says will bring together Conservatives, Liberals, Fanatics, Extremists, the Insane, and all their Parents.
Details of the opening function will be released soon!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

GALLERY EXHIBITS SOME SMOKE AND MIRRORS





















Critics say the gallery is refusing to deal with reality. We say reality is smoke and mirrors.

Friday, November 5, 2010

DIVINE UPDATE













R.U.B.Y has begun her post with MGU by refusing to show any art made by human hands. This also excludes animal art. We can confirm that we are now dealing exclusively with art made by divine hands. Let the world tremble at the thought that our humble gallery might be worthy of such objects!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

ROBOT CURATOR SETS NEW PARAMETERS FOR ART (FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK)

























R.U.B.Y has set some new guidelines down which she says will govern at least the new week of exhibitions here at MGU.
She says the new guidelines will be plainly obvious by the work shown.
Stay tuned!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

GALLERY MUST DEVELOP NEW LANGUAGE SYSTEM TO COMMUNICATE WITH NEW ROBOTIC CURATOR



Observers close to the gallery say that sounds seem to be coming from the inside of the curator's robotic system, and so far it appears to sound dolphin-like.

Monday, November 1, 2010

NEW CURATOR ALL READY


MGU is over the moon to announce the successful installation of it's new curator. The only hitch so far is that there was no mouth in the box, so we are relying on face expressions to understand what she likes and doesn't like. We've already discovered that she has broad tastes that include irony, naivety, the digital sublime, gesture based informal installations, visible 'brush-strokes' in digital code, and self-conscious digital art. She does not like fart-jokes. Welcome R.U.B.Y!