LETTER RECEIVED FROM GOGODS EMPLOYMENT AGENCY:
shocked and appalled to read of the unacceptable behaviour of our contract staff worker, Jacques Lacan. You may be assured that he has been stood down from any future assignments until he changes his attitude and recognizes the effects his conduct has both on the contractee and on GoGods. We've also told him to drop the fancy shrink-talk he indulges in, as it creeps-out the office girls.
In the meantime I would like again to assure you that this sort of incident is extremely rare at GoGods, and that perhaps you will consider a replacement god (we now have some of our most experienced and reliable gods available again, having successfully completed some high-profile assignments); we value our reputation and our service to you most highly,