H.A.N.K SAYS IT COULD BE UP TO THREE DAYS BEFORE NEW CURATOR IS READY FOR CURATING

Staff continue to wait nervously.

WATER PISTOL IN THE SHAPE OF A SUBMARINE INCLUDED IN ROBOT CURATOR BOX

MGU has called a meeting of Moscow's leading Art Historians to discuss the implications this may have for future exhibitions.

FLUSHING SOUND VERY MYSTERIOUS

Instructions in the assembly of the Gallery's new robot curator included instructions for installing the 'flushing sound', and 'flushing sound adjustment'. Little mysterious, but we are persevering!

GALLERY'S NEW IMPROVED ROBOT CURATOR.....NEEDS ASSEMBLY

MGU's New Curator arrived this morning, by courier. Unexpectedly, the robot needs assembly. Please be patient while we heat up the soldering iron, crack our knuckles and get a coffee from H.A.N.K.

MGU DRIVES IN MOSCOW