GALLERY HOSTS "WEIRDOS"

After a run of what gallery staff call "straights" MGU has opened it doors to a pair of weirdos and their baubles.

APPLICATIONS FLOOD IN FOR EXHIBITIONS FOLLOWING JUNIOR CURATORS SUCCESS

MGU LETS JUNIOR CURATORS EXHIBIT THEIR CAT

Welcome Puss Puss!

AND THE PARTY RAGES ON

Revelers slept the night in MGU in turns as after work drinks turned into a week long fiesta! Party goers have been waking up drunk and going to bed sober in what has been an extraordinary series of events. Normal gallery business is to resume shortly or thereabouts.

GALLERISTS PREPARE THEIR RED SHOES FOR RUNNING INTO THE FOREST

On a breeze and a whim the gallerists ran away into the forest where there may be either mushrooms or wolves. "We must make friends with the wolves and eat the mushrooms!" They remarked at the press conference this afternoon.

CLEANER POSES AS AUDIENCE MEMBER

MGU has commissioned these new slippers that audience members are invited to wear while in the gallery. Initial report figures are showing an increase in the amount of time each audience member is spending in the gallery. Audience members appear to need little encouragement to get right into the corners. Choice one.

GALLERY DISPLAYS LINK WITHIN BLOG.

http://vimeo.com/9186170

R & D!

After 10 years in the planning and sourcing MGU is over the moon to be opening its new R & D HQ. While the computers and blinds were quite quick to source and install, it was the peachy desks and the retracting keyboard stands that have really taken all the years to find. This was made all the more difficult by the desire for "blue rectangles" to the right of the screen, and "purple transparent dividers" between stations. Gallery staff admit that while looking a little dated, the 'peachy' desks were designed to give staff a 'peachy' feeling. MGU staff stand by the aesthetic decisions of the R & D lab, and look forward to the outcomes of the lab with much anticipation.

AUDIENCE LOVES NEW WAY OF RECEIVING ART

This morning trials went ahead for a new portable app designed to dose up audiences with 'art' for one and a half weeks. Early positive reports suggest that audiences may begin to prefer this more 'filling' approach, leaving the audience to concentrate on other things for at least a week and a half. Earlier reports that some audience members were overfilling themselves have proved to be salacious.

GALLERY STAFF FIND SMALL CONDOLENCE IN LARGE UNIVERSE

GALLERY STAFF STILL UPSET "WE'RE VERY UPSET" THEY SAY

GALLERISTS SOB THROUGH MEETING WITH PR MANAGER, RUINING THE LASERJET PRINTS WITH THEIR CROCODILE TEARS, STAINING THE FLOOR, AND FLOODING THE MEETING ROOM OF THE GALLERY

NEW POST CRACKS

Gallery staff accidentally drop post on internet.

GALLERY IS TAKING ENROLLMENTS IN ITS NEW 10 STEP PROGRAMME

WHOA!