Saturday, August 30, 2008

Avant!


Avant-Garde looked back to find no one following.

Revelation


Gallery sets The Terms through which tastes are assigned moral and social value.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Situation Vacant

Gallery requires Gallery Assistant - applications to:
mobilegalleryunit@gmail.com

Duke Quits Before Being Fired


After one month on the job The Duke has retired from the gallery stating "I've lost the keys, and that seems like a good place to stop".

Hopeless Gulfs of Despair


Crying is normal.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Rise And Shine


Gallery staff dream up new exhibition while still in bed.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Monday, August 18, 2008

Nanomobilegalleryunit


MGU is pleased to present its first exhibition on the subatomic level.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Gallery Enrols in Supermanifestation Program


"The AO 1100
Dual Purpose Chi Generator - $129.00
The ideal entry level Chi Generator® water optimizing Chi Generator®, which is designed to restore water to its original state and to charge this optimized water with Chi energy (life force), thus providing you with truly living water. The free feng shui test will convince you."

"You can use it to charge any location or any person with the Feng Shui energy of your choosing. You can do this either with transfer couples (TC 99) or with the help of the Feng Shui Manifestation program or, for maximal flexibility, with the Supermanifestation program."

Friday, August 1, 2008

Labour of Love


Gallery labours over rocket construction.
Physicists say it is too fat to travel.
Rats!