Gallery Stats Erratic

New gallery assistant Jacques Lacan has introduced a new system of recording Gallery Visitors.

They are now either:
a) imaginary
b) symbolic or
c) real

Lacan employed as Gallery Assistant

image: Matthew Crookes

MGU welcomes new Gallery Assistant Jacques Lacan, who has installed himself in the gallery with a mirror. Apparently the Gallery is OPEN AS USUAL.

Lacan is courtesy of 'GoGods', an employment agency administered by Matthew Crookes 'with tens of millennia of collective experience' he says.

Gallery Reveals User's Google Search Terms

A selection of Google search terms that led users to www.mobilegalleryunit.blogspot.com:

proposal for mobile units
slave caravan
drunken youth sculpture
art sent into space
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slave caravan
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WET TOGS
sea captain small sculpture
slave caravan
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"Gus Fisher"
mobile gallery - amilia harris
slave + caravan + naked
MObILE GALLERY 9

As Is Where Is

Spotlight Sweeps Empty Gallery

Revealing emptiness.

Artist Unhappy With 'The Palletes Known to Man'

This week MGU exhibits 'The Palletes Known to Man'.
In an interview with the artist he said "the colours we know, they, in their incompetence, cannot communicate the depth of my vision".

Gallery plays 'Caravan'

Duke Ellington, Caravan, Juan Tizol 1952

Gallery Moves on Leaving Puddle Behind

Exhibition described as 'leaky'.
Puddle left behind.
More puddles planned.

No Exhibition This Week

There is no exhibition this week. Gallery staff preoccupied with perfecting the administration and the judicial systems, with financial questions, and with the problem of liberating the peasant.

Gallery Sets Off On Voyage Of Discovery

After receiving a tip off - MGU staff crafted this little boat and set sail on a voyage of discovery! Apparently Planet Earth is riddled with undiscovered landmasses housing unseen flowers and unnamed beasts. We can't begin to imagine how to document them with the current palettes known to man. Stay tuned!