Wealthy Landlord Sir Geoffrey Luttrell had his first exhibition with Mobile Gallery Unit this week. Painted at his request by anonymous scribes and artists, this ones called 'Detail of the dining room scene'. Sir Geoffrey jokingly muttered that he might just dedicate the rest of his life to portraits of his weary servants. Hawh Hawh Hawh.
Prominant London artist [name withheld] had another major solo show with MGU this week. The large scale works while gestural in tone and primitive in execution did actually 'tick all boxes'.
A Cornish artist has presented Mobile Gallery Unit as a Ruin. Critics say 'It is simply not old enought to be a Ruin.' The Cornish artist said 'I'll 'ave you fo' dinner!' And the dispute was settled.