Small Sculpture Gets Art Historians Going

Art Historians were quickly called to the scene as a small sculpture was found stuck to the outside window of the gallery. The historians muttered for some time before announcing that it was a critique of what Freud called the 'Oral' phase. The implications, they said, would be very hard to swallow.

Gallery Chalks Up Chalk

MGU was re-discovered this morning by a vigilant parking warden wielding chalk. Gallery Assistants are still decoding her message. Some have called the chalky scrawl an art review. Others are determined it is a work of art. The parking warden would not comment on either accusation, and advised the assistants to move MGU within seven days, AND get a current WOF.

Poof!

A prominent physicist visited MGU last week. The professor conducted an experiment whereby the gallery disappeared into a puff of smoke. Poof!

Naked Lady Eats Apples

To celebrate Easter MGU invited a dear friend to perform in the nude. The uninhibited lady lay on the mattress provided, nonchalantly ate the apples, and threw the cores out the window. Magnificient!