Friday, September 12, 2008

Gotta Do What You Gotta Do


Sculpture runs around, answers the phone, unplugs the fax, and poops in gallery.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

New Exhibit


Excessively enthusiastic.

People...


...getting everything done, preparing walls, installing artwork, adjusting lighting, mopping the floor, polishing the dorknob and much much more.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Emphatically Poetic


A flibberty flock of wibberty birds makes a sound like you've never heard.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Creating Social Foresight


"Technically, future stages of humanity at large cannot be predicted, although past stages yet to appear in any populations can; future stages must nonetheless mesh with past stages, which circumscribes the possible trajectories; and, further, any future stages of consciousness are impacted by states of consciousness, about which much can be known in the present."
Slaughter, R. Futures Beyond Dystopia. Routledge 2004. Page xii.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Rash


Reconstituted mash up of confused symbolic gestures causes rash.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Avant!


Avant-Garde looked back to find no one following.

Revelation


Gallery sets The Terms through which tastes are assigned moral and social value.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Situation Vacant

Gallery requires Gallery Assistant - applications to:
mobilegalleryunit@gmail.com

Duke Quits Before Being Fired


After one month on the job The Duke has retired from the gallery stating "I've lost the keys, and that seems like a good place to stop".

Hopeless Gulfs of Despair


Crying is normal.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Rise And Shine


Gallery staff dream up new exhibition while still in bed.