Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Very Fashionable
MGU are in discussions with fashion outfit 'Chanel' for an attempt to dock MGU at their Mobile Art Museum.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Duke Minds Gallery
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Together
Friday, July 18, 2008
Appalled By Lacan
LETTER RECEIVED FROM GOGODS EMPLOYMENT AGENCY:
Hi,
shocked and appalled to read of the unacceptable behaviour of our contract staff worker, Jacques Lacan. You may be assured that he has been stood down from any future assignments until he changes his attitude and recognizes the effects his conduct has both on the contractee and on GoGods. We've also told him to drop the fancy shrink-talk he indulges in, as it creeps-out the office girls.
In the meantime I would like again to assure you that this sort of incident is extremely rare at GoGods, and that perhaps you will consider a replacement god (we now have some of our most experienced and reliable gods available again, having successfully completed some high-profile assignments); we value our reputation and our service to you most highly,
sincere apologies,
Matthew Crookes
for GoGods
Hi,
shocked and appalled to read of the unacceptable behaviour of our contract staff worker, Jacques Lacan. You may be assured that he has been stood down from any future assignments until he changes his attitude and recognizes the effects his conduct has both on the contractee and on GoGods. We've also told him to drop the fancy shrink-talk he indulges in, as it creeps-out the office girls.
In the meantime I would like again to assure you that this sort of incident is extremely rare at GoGods, and that perhaps you will consider a replacement god (we now have some of our most experienced and reliable gods available again, having successfully completed some high-profile assignments); we value our reputation and our service to you most highly,
sincere apologies,
Matthew Crookes
for GoGods
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Gallery seeks new Gallery Assistant
It has now been revealed that Lacan, our Gallery Assistant, has been fiddling the gallery visitor statistics, and had even begun building monstrous theories upon the fiddled numbers.
Gallery directors outraged!
Grrr.
Gallery directors outraged!
Grrr.
Friday, July 4, 2008
Plenty To Say
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